sardistic.com

this site is not bandwidth safe.
deze site is niet bandbreedteveilig
þessi síða er ekki bandbreidd örugg
by clicking “click anyway” you comply with the terms and services below

Með því að ekki láta verða óvalið að velja “Smelltu samt”, ertu ekki að neita samþykki þínu fyrir skilmálum og skorðum sem ekki eru óskilgreind hér að neðan.
Það er ekki utan möguleika að þú skiljir ekki að þessi vefsíða er ekki ósamrýmanleg við GDPA reglur. Það er ekki í óhag þínum að ekki hætta að vafra um síðuna strax; ekki aðgangur er ekki berandi samþykkt. Vinsamlegast ekki bíddu ekki við að ekki yfirgefa strax!

Please note: This statement and its associated translation into Icelandic have been generated and facilitated by the language model GPT-4 from OpenAI. While efforts have been made to maintain accuracy and fidelity to the source text, any errors or misinterpretations remain the unintended consequence of artificial intelligence processing. For any serious or legal considerations, professional translation services are always recommended.

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**TERMS OF SERVICE AND PRIVACY POLICY**

**Preamble and Introductory Provisions**

Greetings, esteemed user, and welcome to the digital platform known as sardistic.com (henceforth referred to as “The Company”, “Us”, “Our”, or “We”). The multifaceted and complex services that are provided by Us, accessible via the aforementioned digital domain (hereinafter referred to as “the Website”), are contingent upon your adherence to and acceptance of the following conditions. In no uncertain terms, by engaging in the act of perusing our Website, or by demonstrating your assent via the execution of the “Click Anyway” button (hereinafter referred to as “the Affirmative Action”), you affirmatively, unequivocally, and without reservation express your consent and bind yourself in the most comprehensive manner to these Terms of Service (“Terms”) as well as to our Privacy Policy. Under no circumstances should you continue to avail yourself of our Website should you find yourself in a position of disagreement with these Terms and Privacy Policy.

**Declaration of Assent to the Terms**

Upon execution of the Affirmative Action, or by navigating and continuing to employ Our Website for your personal or professional use, you unequivocally and unconditionally demonstrate your acceptance of these Terms and concur to adhere to them in their entirety. In no way are We to be held responsible should you fail to maintain a saved copy of these Terms for your reference, though We strongly advise you to do so.

**Data Protection and Privacy**

The matter of the safeguarding of your privacy stands among Our highest priorities, and Our commitment to this cause is unwavering, unyielding, and absolutely non-negotiable. In no uncertain terms, any and all information we gather about you is conducted in a manner fully compliant with the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) (EU) 2016/679.

Our tool of choice for the purpose of compiling standard internet log information and conducting visitor behavior studies is Google Analytics. The data, thus compiled, is processed in a manner that ensures the non-identification of individual users. Under no circumstances do We or Google engage in any attempts to ascertain the identities of visitors to our Website.

In addition, it is worth noting that our servers, like the majority of servers on the internet, automatically record information when you visit our Site. This includes the URL, IP address, browser type and language, and the date and time of your request. This data is used to ensure the smooth operation of the Site and for security purposes.

Further details regarding Google’s use of data collected through this service can be found at the following link: https://www.google.com/policies/privacy/partners/

**Content Disclaimer**

It is pertinent to mention that certain content available on this Website may be generated through the employment of artificial intelligence (AI). Operating under principles of safe harbor, We explicitly and without reservation disclaim any responsibility for content that is generated by AI on the Website. Under no circumstances are We undertaking any duty or obligation to monitor, review, or update the content produced by AI, and such content in no way represents our views, beliefs, or opinions.

**Limitation of Liability**

Under no circumstances, irrespective of the foundation of the claim – whether contractual, tortuous (including negligence), breach of statutory duty, or otherwise, even if foreseeable – shall We be held liable for any damage, loss, injury, or detriment of any kind that arises under or in connection with your use of, or inability to use, Our Website.

**Governing Law and Jurisdiction**

These Terms of Service, the subject matter encompassed herein, and the formation of these Terms, are all governed by the laws of the jurisdiction within which the Website operates. By using the Site, you unequivocally and unambiguously consent to submit to the jurisdiction of the courts located within our jurisdiction for the resolution of any legal matter arising from these Terms.

Notwithstanding any provision to the contrary, We retain the absolute right to bring legal proceedings in the courts of your country of domicile or any other relevant country, should We perceive such action as necessary for the protection of our legal rights, or in order to enforce these Terms.

**Amendments and Modifications**

At no time, and under no circumstances, shall you assume that these Terms are fixed and immutable. On the contrary, We retain the unequivocal and unchallenged right to amend, revise, modify, or otherwise alter these Terms as and when We deem fit. While we shall endeavor to provide notice of any such alterations, under no circumstances shall We be bound to provide such notice. It is your responsibility to periodically review these Terms to remain aware of any changes.

Continued usage of the Website following the posting of any changes to the Terms shall serve as an implicit declaration of your acceptance of those changes. Under no circumstances shall We accept any responsibility or liability for any loss or detriment that you may suffer as a result of failing to review such changes.

**Severability and Waiver**

Should any provision of these Terms be deemed invalid or unenforceable under applicable law, such invalidity or unenforceability shall not in any way affect the validity or enforceability of the remaining provisions.

Under no circumstances shall Our failure to exercise, or delay in exercising, any right, power, or privilege under these Terms be deemed as a waiver of such right, power, or privilege; nor shall any single or partial exercise of any right, power, or privilege preclude any other or further exercise thereof or the exercise of any other right, power, or privilege.

**Entire Agreement**

These Terms, along with Our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and Us with respect to the Website, and supersede all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral, or written, between you and Us with respect to the Website.

In no way shall any statement or action on our part be construed as a modification or amendment of these Terms unless such amendment or modification is in writing and signed by Us.

**Effective Date and Termination**

These Terms are effective immediately upon your execution of the Affirmative Action, or your navigation and use of the Website, and remain effective until terminated by either you or Us.

You may terminate your agreement to these Terms at any time by ceasing to use the Website. We may terminate these Terms, or suspend your access to the Website, without notice, in the event of your breach, or anticipated breach, of any term herein.

**In Conclusion**

By clicking “Click Anyway” or by further navigating and using Our Website, you affirmatively agree to be bound by these Terms and Our Privacy Policy. Under no circumstances shall you access or use Our Website should you not fully and unequivocally agree to be so bound.

**Limitation of Liability and Indemnification**

To the fullest extent permissible under the applicable law, We shall not, under any circumstances, be liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, special, or exemplary damages, including but not limited to damages for loss of profits, goodwill, usage, data, or other intangible losses, even if We have been advised of such possibility, that result from the usage of, or the inability to use, the Website or any services linked thereto.

Under no circumstances shall our aggregate liability exceed the sum total of any amounts paid by you to Us in relation to the use of the Website or any services linked thereto.

You hereby unambiguously and irrevocably agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Us, our affiliates, officers, directors, employees, consultants, agents, and representatives from any and all third party claims, losses, liability, damages, and/or costs, including reasonable attorney fees and costs, arising from your access to or use of the Website, your violation of these Terms or any infringement by you, or any other user of your account, of any intellectual property or other right of any person or entity.

**Force Majeure**

Under no circumstances shall we be held liable for any delay or failure in performance resulting directly or indirectly from acts of nature, forces, or causes beyond our reasonable control, including, without limitation, Internet failures, computer equipment failures, telecommunication equipment failures, other equipment failures, electrical power failures, strikes, labor disputes, riots, insurrections, civil disturbances, shortages of labor or materials, fires, floods, storms, explosions, acts of God, war, governmental actions, orders of domestic or foreign courts or tribunals, non-performance of third parties, or loss of or fluctuations in heat, light, or air conditioning.

**Disclaimer**

The Website is provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis, without any representation or warranty of any kind, express or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, non-infringement, security, and accuracy, as well as all warranties arising by usage of trade, course of dealing, or course of performance.

In no way do we represent or warrant that the Website will be uninterrupted, error-free, free of viruses or other harmful components, or that any defects will be corrected. We do not warrant or make any representations regarding the use, or the results of the use, of the Website in terms of their correctness, accuracy, reliability, or otherwise.

By clicking “Click Anyway” or by further navigating and using Our Website, you affirmatively agree to be bound by these Terms and Our Privacy Policy. If you do not fully and unequivocally agree to be so bound, under no circumstances should you access or use Our Website.

**Termination**

At our sole discretion and without prior notice or liability, we may discontinue, modify or alter any aspect of the Website, including, but not limited to, (i) restricting the time the Website is available, (ii) restricting the amount of use permitted, and (iii) restricting or terminating any user’s right to use the Website.

**Severability**

If any provision, or part thereof, of these Terms is unlawful, void or unenforceable, that provision or part thereof is deemed severable from these Terms and does not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining provisions. To the extent that any provision, or part thereof, of these Terms is found to be invalid or unenforceable, such provision, or part thereof, shall be reformed to the extent necessary to make it enforceable, and such reformation shall be to the minimum extent necessary to make such provision, or part thereof, enforceable.

**Waiver**

No failure or delay on the part of Us in exercising any right or remedy under these Terms shall operate as a waiver thereof, nor shall any single or partial exercise of any right or remedy preclude any other or further exercise thereof or the exercise of any other right or remedy. No express waiver shall affect any event or default other than the event or default specified in such waiver, and any such waiver, to be effective, must be in writing.

**Entire Agreement**

These Terms constitute the entire and exclusive understanding and agreement between you and Us regarding this subject matter, and supersede and replace any and all prior oral or written understandings or agreements between you and Us.

**Jurisdiction and Venue**

These Terms and the relationship between you and Us shall be governed by the laws of __________ without regard to its conflict of law provisions. For any disputes, claims, actions, suits or causes of action related to these Terms or the Website, you agree to submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of ___________.

**Acknowledgment**

By clicking “Click Anyway” or by otherwise navigating and using the Website, you acknowledge that you have read these terms of use and agree to be bound by them.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, this Agreement is entered into with effect from the moment you click “Click Anyway” or otherwise continue navigating and using the Website.

**AI Generated Content**

You understand and acknowledge that some of the content available on Our Website may be generated by artificial intelligence (“AI”). The Company disclaims any responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or legality of such AI-generated content, and under no circumstances will the Company be liable in any way for any AI-generated content.

**Non-Binding Agreement**

Please be aware that this Agreement is generated by an AI and may not be legally binding in some jurisdictions. The Company reserves the right, at any time and without prior notice, to deem this Agreement non-binding if deemed necessary or advisable, in the Company’s sole discretion.

**Modification of Terms**

We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to change, modify, add, or remove portions of these Terms at any time. Please check these Terms periodically for changes. Your continued use of the Website after the posting of changes constitutes your binding acceptance of such changes.

**Final Provisions**

The aforementioned Terms of Service constitute the entire agreement between you and Us with respect to the use of the Website. Should any provision in these terms be deemed invalid or unenforceable for any reason, such provision shall be severable and shall not affect the validity or enforceability of the remaining provisions.

Your use of the Website following any amendment of these Terms will signify your assent to and acceptance of its revised terms. If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use the Website.

By clicking “Click Anyway” or by otherwise navigating and using the Website, you acknowledge that you have read these Terms of Service, understand them, and agree to be legally bound by them.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, this Agreement is entered into with effect from the moment you click “Click Anyway” or otherwise continue navigating and using the Website.

“Why are you so involved in this text?”, “Why are you spending your time reading this?”, “מה הסיבה שאתה קורא את זה?”, “What has sparked your curiosity in this?”, “为什么你在阅读这篇文章？”, “What motivates you to read this?”, “What’s the fascination with this text?”, “Czemu to czytasz?”, “Why is this piece attracting your attention?”, “Por que você escolheu ler isso?”
“What has drawn you into reading this?”, “Per quale ragione stai leggendo questo?”, “What’s the drive behind you reading this?”, “Neden bunu okuyorsun?”, “Why are you navigating through this text?”, “لماذا تقرأ هذا النص؟”, “What’s the cause of you reading this?”, “Quel est le but de votre lecture de ceci?”
“Why did you choose to engage with this text?”, “Miks sa seda loed?”, “What caught your interest in this?”, “Hvorfor er du i gang med at læse dette?”, “Why are you analyzing this text?”, “为什么你要读这个?”, “What has you absorbed in this?”, “Hvad fik dig til at læse dette?”
“Why did this text catch your eye?”, “Por que estás leyendo esto?”, “What has piqued your interest to read this?”, “Miksi luet tätä?”, “Why are you dedicating your time to this?”, “Dlaczego czytasz to?”, “What attracted you to read this?”, “Qual é o motivo de você estar lendo isto?”
“Why are you taking the time to read this?”, “Pourquoi lis-tu ceci?”, “What’s the source of your interest in this?”, “为什么你读这个？”, “Why are you focusing on this text?”, “왜 이것을 읽고 계신가요?”, “What caught your eye about this?”, “क्यों आप यह पढ़ रहे हैं?”
“Why have you delved into this?”, “¿Por qué estás leyendo esto?”, “What has led you to take an interest in this?”, “Warum liest du das?”, “Why are you contemplating this text?”, “Miks sa seda loed?”, “What made you decide to read this?”, “Γιατί διαβάζεις αυτό;”
“What drove you to pick this up and read?”, “Varför läser du detta?”, “Why have you decided to read this?”, “Perché stai leggendo questo?”, “Why are you investing your time in this text?”, “Чому ви це читаєте?”, “What stirred your curiosity to read this?”, “Por que você está lendo isso?”
“What’s the reason for your engagement with this text?”, “為什麼你正在讀這個?”, “Why are you pouring over this?”, “Waarom lees je dit?”, “Why are you so engrossed in this text?”, “Защо четете това?”, “What attracted you to this text?”, “Qu’est-ce qui t’a poussé à lire ceci?”
“Why have you chosen this text to read?”, “为什么你要读这个?”, “What’s your reason for reading this?”, “Miks sa seda loed?”, “Why are you drawn to this text?”, “لماذا تقرأ هذا النص؟”, “What has made you pick this to read?”, “Mitä sinä luet tätä?”
“Why are you delving into this text?”, “Pourquoi lis-tu ceci?”, “What’s your purpose for reading this?”, “Warum liest du das?”, “Why are you spending your time on this text?”, “為什麼你在讀這篇文章?”, “What led you to explore this text?”, “为什么你在阅读这篇文章？”
“Why are you engrossed in this text?”, “Hvad fik dig til at læse dette?”, “What has drawn your interest to this?”, “为什么你要阅读这个?”, “Why have you embarked on reading this?”, “Warum lesen Sie das?”, “What has prompted you to read this?”, “Por que você está lendo isso?”
“Why have you decided to peruse this?”, “¿Por qué estás leyendo esto?”, “What’s your motivation behind reading this?”, “Warum liest du das?”, “Why are you immersed in this piece?”, “왜 이것을 읽고 있습니까?”, “What piqued your interest in this?”, “なぜこれを読んでいますか?”